May 2009 Archives

Dear Friends,

I am on a road trip to the decadent and depraved Kentucky Derby. If all goes according to plan, I will be back Sunday evening. If not, I will require legal counsel and bail money. Before you ask, yes I am turning 27 and no, I am not too old for this shit.

Love always,

PS: Full text of Hunter S. Thompson's famous story is after the jump...