When it's this bad, you need to laugh...

The U.S. economy is on the floor dying, the global economy is in the corner with PTSD muttering to itself, the republicans are in the corner stabbing each other, the democrats are in the other corner talking about stabbing each other.

The talent rep from Standard and Poor's said, "Wow, that's quite an act! What do you call it?"

Congress responded, "The Aristocrats!"