"I had a stack of bills THIS tall."
"It was only a LITTLE cheating..."
"My wife only got me THIS hard..."
"This is half the size of my forehead."
"No, this is not a laughing matter. My career is ruined, my wife hates me. Okay, maybe it's a little funny..."
"I'm squishing your head!"
"Her landing strip was yay long"
"No. I've stated repeatedly, the coke lines off of the $3,000.00 an hour hooker's ass were complimentary! Plus there were only about this long..."
"These are the most expensive nipple pinchers in NYC."
"Na, I only have this much pimp cred compared to the pros."
"Listen, I got caught. On any given day, my high priced hooker addiction didn't even phase me. Today, it's only causing me this much trouble."
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