Spitzer's high priced hooker, Ashley Youmans -- now known as Ashley Alexandra Dupre -- as Kristen, the high-priced prostitute who met with Spitzer at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington on February 13:
I've gotten better girls with a $35.00 dinner at Red Lobstah, yo.
NSFW Image below the jump.
A quote from the Kleptone's "Careless Or Dead" lifted from the movie Waking Life :
Hey. You a dreamer? Haven't seen too many of you around lately. Things have been tough lately for dreamers. They say dreaming's dead, and no one does it anymore. It's not dead, it's just it's been forgotten; removed from our language. And nobody teaches it so no one knows it exists. We're dreamers, banished to obscurity. I'm trying to change all of that and I hope you are too, by dreaming every day; dreaming with our hands and dreaming with our minds. Our planet is facing the greatest problems it's ever faced. Ever. So whatever you do, don't be bored. This is absolutely the most exciting time you could have possibly hoped to be alive. Things are just starting.
Awesome band. Check 'em out: http://www.kleptones.com/
"I had a stack of bills THIS tall."
"It was only a LITTLE cheating..."
"My wife only got me THIS hard..."
"This is half the size of my forehead."
"No, this is not a laughing matter. My career is ruined, my wife hates me. Okay, maybe it's a little funny..."
"I'm squishing your head!"
"Her landing strip was yay long"
"No. I've stated repeatedly, the coke lines off of the $3,000.00 an hour hooker's ass were complimentary! Plus there were only about this long..."
"These are the most expensive nipple pinchers in NYC."
"Na, I only have this much pimp cred compared to the pros."
"Listen, I got caught. On any given day, my high priced hooker addiction didn't even phase me. Today, it's only causing me this much trouble."
This is what happens when my generation gets involved with politics...
More after the jump...
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